R.B.D: Good gracious, it’s… ...The Inoculated Bastard!

YULLY: What the heck is that thing!?

R.B.D: Once a normal person, it was transformed into a Creature of Woe by egomania and negative emotions. Consumed by single-minded fury, it seeks to drag others into a vortex of misery. This creature in particular has been hunting me for years because of my -ahem- job position. Such pointless nihilism and arrogance I cannot abide!

YULLY: You...what? How were you hiding that in your-

R.B.D: Violence is the final measure against those who intend to harm, and reason is useless against mindless narcissists. Stand aside, proprietor of books. This will hurt...someone. R.B.D: Drat, it learned how grab bullets out of the air! Watch out!

YULLY: Wha- why are you behind the desk? Why are you touching-