YULLY: Huh, looks like I’m employed! But what to do with my life moving forward...? I guess I need to find clients for my graphic design work. How stressful.

YULLY: Waah! Where did he come from??? Uh, welcome to Late Nite Books! Can I get your name? I mean, uh, what would you like today, sir?

R.B.D: Names are unimportant. I am merely a humble servant of the legal system. ahem Sir and/or madam? They say not to judge a book by its cover, but I’ve got a good feeling about this - I've always considered myself a culinary rebel!

YULLY: Uh, sure thing! I’m a male by the way.

R.B.D: Are you sure? You’re not misgendering yourself, are you? I wouldn’t want to offend...

YULLY: ...

R.B.D: Ah, I can't wait to give it a whirl. Maybe even get the kids to help. There will be trial and error I’m sure, but as long as I do what I think is right, then inevitably the outcome will be good. You can’t expect things to change while you just sit back doing the same old same old. You need to stand on your own two feet and make a change. Or in my case... some GREAT-TASTING FOOD!!!

YULLY: You’ve got a wicked nosebleed, did you know that?

R.B.D: Pay it no mind, proprietor of books. I’ve had this nosebleed for many… months? Years? Ah, I don’t recall. Time is fickle... here.

YULLY: Oh um... is that everything?

R.B.D: Why sure! You know, I had the strangest dream last night. I bought a cook book - and you know, I feel like I've been here before! I just happened to stumble upon this store on my way to work. Practically prophetic. Coincidence is much more credible than fate, in my opinion.

YULLY: That’s cool and all, but—

R.B.D: SHHHHH!!! Something is... behind me.