HELELOS: What an EERIE NIGHT! Secondly the car I probably didn't steal EXPLODED. Then firstly I woke up from a nightmare where I was STRANGLED by a SCALIE COCK. Thankfully NONE of this is REAL!
FAMILIAR: It's all real. We either need to repair the car or find new way to Nowhere.
FAMILIAR: Perhaps we can ask for help here?
HELELOS: No, but ACTUALLY YES! Gotta get this trainwreck back on track before I get distracted with EVEN MORE PETTY DRAMA! Just IMAGINE how much cooler things would be...WITH A DRUMMER!? I'll murder someone for a DRUMMER in my BAND!
HELELOS: Fam, SMELLS like a vomit-filled VAGINA in here!
FAMILIAR: Someone is here.
MARITH: Good Purpose be with you, travelers. I seek divine fullness in my heart...and endless suffering for those who refuse my eternal embrace.
HELELOS: Oh look it's a basic bitch. How exciting.
MARITH: What brings you to this sacred and defiled place?
HELELOS: My BAND is BROKE and I'm ASSEMBLING a CAR to take over THIS WORLD.
MARITH: May I join? My flute skills are to die for.
HELELOS: I NEED A DRUMMER and also bitches annoy me with STUPID FUCKING DRAMA. Right, Fam?
HELELOS: FAM'S GONE AGAIN! Yoph, DEAL WITH THIS BITCH!.
YOPHIEL: Snrk, confess your sins before the Prince!
MARITH: Ahh, my heart brings warmth!
HELELOS: Wow, I don't WEAR a BRA!
MARITH: Mmm, my soul brings sanctity!
HELELOS: I TOO HATE UNDERWEAR.
MARITH: May I join then?
HELELOS: Listen here bitch-tits, if I bred every whore that thirsted for me I'd be a happy old man...WITH NO CONQUERED WORLD!
MARITH: Pity. We'd make such great music together...
HELELOS: Hol up...yes, no, maybe...you know where FAM is!? There's a WHAT on the back of my head?
???: Hmph, the "Tracker Tick" Master $atan placed on that insane and belligerent fool Strangeside HAS LED ME TO THIS FOUL PIT. And this will be HIS BLOODY TOMB.
FAMILIAR: You run this place?
KENOMA: Ahem, no sir. I'm from a side dimension and I label myself "Kenoma", meaning emptiness. As I was preparing my groupathy session time froze for some reason, and then I used my power to investigate this world . Hrmm, something's wrong here.
KENOMA: I see, only one thing could be suppressing my power, and that's...
APOLLO: Yikes! A dead dream's in my basement! FUCK, BEING PENETRATED BY BULLETS FEELS EERIE AND HOT INSIDE OF ME, MM YES! WOW I'M FUCKING DEAD, MMm!!!
FAMILIAR: Violence ain't groovy. What's a dead dream?
KENOMA: Hm, "Creatures of Woe" are failed dreamers corrupt by the Black Expanse. This one's hateful after being discarded by it's creator and wants to end stories. Corruption from the Black Expanse suppresses my power in this world, but if this dead dream is pacified even briefly then I can save that lady.
FAMILIAR: Time to groove.
FAMILIAR: There's always a better way! I believe that hurting people ain't right. Good ends come to those without hate. Take a peek into your future.
KENOMA: Huh, your power creates possible good outcomes? These visions are nonsense to me, but it's working on the dead dream!
KENOMA: My power returns! Great work calming the dead dream. I call my ability "We Care A Lot" because I believe order lies in the connections we make. Therefor I'll use my mask to restore functionality lost from entropy by opening new pathways! Wait, the creature is changing!
FAMILIAR: What happened to it?
KENOMA: My power reverted it to a "dream seed"; a source of all beginnings. Perhaps it'll become a new story, or maybe the story will continue? Regardless, thanks for helping. May I help with anything?
FAMILIAR: Your power work on cars?
HELELOS: What a confusing maze...and that's just my BRAIN!
YOPHIEL: Oh dear, we have a guest.
ANDRASIN: I knew I smelled A USELESS SORCERY ADDICT. [REDACTED] Strangeside, you're damned for YOUR CRIMES AGAINST OUR MASTER!
HELELOS:...It's Helelos Morningside (cough little bitch).
ANDRASIN: I believe the weak should fear and RESPECT THOSE IN POWER! I have thousands of zealots behind me WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING! BA-phomet was kind enough to give shelter and you think being recorded and A LITTLE ABUSE MATTERS. Not like anyone will BELIEVE AN ADDICT LIKE YOU.
ANDRASIN: Look at THESE SECRETS (that BA-phomet gave me)! Once everyone sees these, your CAREER IS DEAD! You had such promise when we worked for Master $atan, THEN YOU KEPT USING SORCERY. Submit to me and I may spare your FAILURE OF A LIFE.
HELELOS: Only one answer to that!
ANDRASIN: YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN AS A DISGUSTING DEGENERATE WHO KNOWS NO RESPECT! I'LL SHUT YOU DOWN LIKE A BANK ON SUNDAY! THAT ATROCIOUS BEAST INSIDE OF YOU MUST BE PURGED BEFORE IT ENDS US ALL!
HELELOS: Then so be it! Court is now in session, let the nightmare...begin!
ANDRASIN: What court are YOU TALKING ABOUT? You're fucking CRAZY! What the hell IS GOING ON?!
ANDRASIN: It's really fucking sad THAT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BRAND.
HELELOS: You mean this funny V symbol on my ear??
ANDRASIN: No you mindless rattlehead, that's your CURSE OF MADNESS THAT YOU PISS OUT LIKE A DOG! One's brand is what others FEAR AND RESPECT OUT OF LOYALTY!.
ANDRASIN: Without a brand you will be KICKED FROM EVERY VENUE AND JEERED. No one gives a shit about a mediocre, EDGY TRICKSTER. Now disappear FROM MY MIND!
MARITH: The end is only the beginning! Cleanse the sanctity of your altars...in the dark below!
HELELOS: Sigh...maybe he's right. I get downvoted and banned everywhere for being too hot and I dun know what my BRAND is. I guess he should take his tiny sword and RAM IT DOWN into my colon...
YOPHIEL: A pep talk, huh? Laaame! You better fucking get it together your mad majesty.
YOPHIEL: Eternal damnation in a den of sin. Whoring himself out for followers just to spit in the light's eye. Fuck bitches so hard they go into labor. Flex your murder boner and make them regret passing on eternal pleasure!
HELELOS: That's it! My brand is... LONG LIVE HELELOS!
HELELOS: All my life I said I'm gonna be a legend. Now that I'm finally here, ain't nothing about this fake! IT'S THE REAL THING!
ANDRASIN: What the HELL IS IT??
HELELOS: It's like a runaway train flying at supersonic speeds! Now get out of my way, CUZ THERE'S NO STOPPING ME!
HELELOS: Court is adjo-
ANDRASIN: No it ISN'T! I won't let you corrupt MY DREAMS WITH LIES! Master gave me this Mutually Assured Destruction as a means to STOP YOU FROM REACHING THE -GOLDEN PATH-! His dreams will help this world FOR THE GOOD OF ALL! $ATAN IS THE ONE TRUE KING!
HELELOS: Haven't been in here since I dreamed I was a bird. Why do you want to join my band so bad?
MARITH: A vision came to me during meditation; my hymns guided your chariot into the Golden Path. Perhaps we can have fun along the way...
HELELOS: Hmph! You shall join...for now!
HELELOS: Court is adjourned. How NICE of my car to FIX itself!
FAMILIAR: Twas fixed by a therapist. Who's the new crew?
HELELOS: NOT SURE. She could my ticket to stardom, or a noose tying itself round my neck. One thing's for sure; she'll be a real nightmare to remember.
