HELELOS: I was having this GREAT DREAM about CRUSHING AN ENEMY, then SUDDENLY this OBVIOUS WASTE OF TIME aka a SPEED TRAP decided to BLUNK UP MY TIRE! AND THEN I WOKE THE HELL UP WITH MY MANGLED BODY WRAPPED AROUND A TREE!! However, I'm more appreciative of trees now...

FAMILIAR: Getting a nostaglic feel in this forest. Are you alright after flying into that tree, Helelos?

HELELOS: My SCREWS are MORE LOOSE than EVER!

Familiar: Not feeling much clarification from that. Any clue why someone would put a speed trap in the middle of the road?

HELELOS: It could be ANY cult I pissed off lately. Cultists L-h-O-a-V-t-E WASTING MY TIME WITH DUMB DRAMA! CULT OF THE NIGHTMARE KING doesn't even have me on their radar. They're too busy getting MILKED FOR POWER by the KING to care about A NON-THREAT LIKE ME... SAD BUT TRUE!

HELELOS: CULT OF THE CONGRESSMENT have their head so far up their own ass backstabbing EVERYONE that they've FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME. It's fine; I probably won't not DEVOUR THEM ALL to reclaim my STOLEN GRACE.

FAMILIAR: Why antagonize these groups?

HELELOS: MY COCK IS TOO MASSIVE!

HELELOS: Hmmrawr...that leaves one cult left...

FAMILIAR: Hm, perhaps occultist affairs are interfering with your goal of starting a band. Try not to let others get inside your-

HELELOS: Inside my...WHAT? Can't leave me hangin' on that hilariously interchangeable note, Familiar! ...Eh? Familiar?

HELELOS: NOT GREAT! I can't get my SHIT in order without my MANAGER! Whenever things go RIGHT in my life, I'm LEFT wasting time fixing AVOIDABLE PROBLEMS (that I created)!! Whoever did this WILL SUFFER AND BURN until NOTHING REMAINS. Like ASHES in my MOUTH!

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, CUZ I'M -M.A.D- AGAIN. HANG ON, FAMILIAR!!!

HELELOS: Oh yeh, I forgot I had a ROOMMATE! You look like you just had an...EXCRUCIATING NIGHTMARE!! RAWRARAWRARWARAWR!!! (Seriously though, where be Familiar?)

HELELOS: Oh what's up Fam?

FAMILIAR: Not much. Hanging out and enjoying the scenery.

HELELOS: Wanna get out of there so we can continue our ride to Nowhere?

FAMILIAR: No can do. It appears I've been cursed by a [manifestation] of BA-phomet's [ego]. Quite odd, but it happens.

$ATAN: And so we meet again, Hel. It's like, been a few months since you broke your contract and left my dominion. You look as lowly and pathetic as ever! :D

HELELOS: Oh JOY, My erection has FLED the SCENE of the CRIME! What's this HUNK of JUNK holding Fam? A...[Manifest Ego]?

$ATAN: You see, Manifest Ego draws a weapon from inside that represents your beliefs. I mean, BA-phomet's POWERSLAVE tortures those who believe in them until they turn evil.

HELELOS: IS DIS TRUE?

FAMILIAR: I believe BA-phomet can be saved. None are truly lost, just misguided...

$ATAN: Like, in short: Return the grace, remove your curse and submit to my will. Then Fam will be freed. ;D

HELELOS: Open your mouth again and my foot is going IN! I'm taking over this world with my band and a COCKSLEEVE like you can't STOP ME!

$ATAN: Pity! A battle awaits!

HELELOS: Then so be it! Court is now IN SESSION!! Let the nightmare...BEGIN!!!

$ATAN: Manifest Ego...Addicted to Chaos! Weaklings cannot refuse the taste of power!

HELELOS: Woaw, why don't I have a HECKING COOL power!?

$ATAN: It's like uh, your beliefs are so worthless that you can't even conjure a basic ego weapon. Nobody believes in delusional parasites!

HELELOS: Uh oh, that's the FASTEST you've moved ALL YEAR!

$ATAN: Like, after BA-phomet was kind enough to shelter you after you fell from grace, but you disobeyed them by failing to pay 20% of your dreams to help them! What say you on that?

HELELOS: ARGBARGLRAWRGLEBARGLErawrooo.

$ATAN: Your potential as a nightmare is superb; but like, you disobey like a filthy beast. I mean, a paltry 40% of your dreams is a small bargain you beast! Like, that nasty beast inside grows more unstable each night, eager to eat. Will your friends smile as you devour them?

HELELOS: But I mean like, I should totes surrender my dreams to a person who poisons my food, spies on my degenerate plans, tricks me with dark sorcery, and puts a death curse on me because I walk around NAKED WHILE DOING HANDSTANDS!!!

$ATAN: Stop that, you smelly dream-thief!

$ATAN: Enough nonsense! The deal is; surrender your dreams and return the grace, then you will get all this sorcery! You and Fam will work to help me reach the Golden Path; the place where dreams come true. Only the best icons of sin taste salvation; the weak are forgotten!

HELELOS: Hmmrawr, I just need to be exploited by you for an undetermined amount of time while sacrificing my dreams and power to make sure you have all the fun? If I fail I become a tortured sex slave until I learn not to disobey? FUCK YEH! ONLY A DUMB BITCH WOULD REFUSE THIS!

FAMILIAR: Rather lame deal to give up on your dreams for sorcery! After that goat tossed you in the trash, we chatted about your dream band. It's pretty groovy to unite others with music, and you don't need sorcery for that. Don't give up, don't give in! I believe in you!

HELELOS: Thanks for sticking with a scumbag loser like me, Fam. Hmmrawr, what shall I call my beliefs? My...manifest ego? If I want to be honest about dreams then I'll call it... THE REAL THING!

HELELOS: From confusion there shall be the real thing!

$ATAN: The "real thing"? What IS it?

HELELOS: It's in your face but you can't grab it! You cannot refuse the embrace.

$ATAN: This philosophical nonsense wastes time! I mean, who believes in something so pretentious!?

HELELOS: I used to think the Golden Path was finding a place to belong, but I was drawn into cults that exploited dreamers for the enjoyment of leaders. When I challenged those "icons of sin", I fell from grace and eventually into a wretched place called "The Black Expanse".

HELELOS: As the end approached, the cry of fallen dreamers overwhelmed me with regret. Then, a purposeful voice from above said "Those who abuse power will suffer" and the true Golden Path dawned on me; I'll steal power from those who abuse it and give it to those who don't!

Your world is ending and mine will soon awaken. You exploit dreamers and cause misery for amusement. Those who worship you will suffer not because of me but from your sins. I will do nothing but remind dreamers of your cheap tricks. And that's how you will be forgotten.

HELELOS: COURT IS ADJOURNED! Yo Fam, awhile ago you asked me what to name our band. My greatest dream is to travel to the city and make a name for myself while bringing my friends with me, but my dumb mistakes keep wasting time! Therefor, our band is called... "Escape to Nowhere"!