HELELOS: OH my stars! Have you been here the whole time? I must have OVERLOOKED you somehow! What's your name, BIG GUY?

CODD: My hoes call me Codd, but you can call me... CODD. How'd ya end up here, Stretch?

HELELOS: What's MY story?? WELL...my conquest began 13 years ago in a STRANGE LAND.

HELELOS: Once UPON a TIME there was a tricky prankster named....[REDACTED] Strangeside. He said and did as he pleased, thinking NOT of the consequences of his ACTIONS. As he became NOTORIOUS for challenging those in power, many wanted him DEAD to give more power to those they WORSHIPPED and LESS to those they HATED. Then one day while [REDACTED] was JOGGING WITH EARBUDS IN...

HELELOS:...out of NOWHERE the ROTTEN KING RAMMED his ASS with AUTHORITARIAN POWER because KINGS have a FETISH for ABUSING POWER! With one fell swoop the prankster FELL INTO DEADLY DISGRACE as the KING filled his STOMACH with more POWER.

CODD: Hot.

HELELOS: THEN the parents of [REDACTED] found him by running over his CORPSE with a car AGAIN. They SHOVELED his fetid fur INTO THE FREEZER so that they could KEEP COLLECTING MONEY ON A DEPENDENT! All was lost for the pathetic prankster. His legacy faded into eternity...

HELELOS: About 3 years ago, what APPEARS to be me was chilling in the BLACK EXPANSE with my fellow DEAD DREAMS, when a voice with a good purpose spoke through a TV SCREEN and said: "Those who abuse power shall suffer. No dream is forgotten". SUDDENLY, hands YANKED me by the NECK and DRAGGED ME into a festering DEAD DREAM! A new dawn poured into Strangeside's DEAD DREAM and his legacy awakened as... Helelos Morningside!

HELELOS: SADLY [Redacted]'s house CAUGHT ON FIRE. It just happens, ya know?

CODD: ...Uh, what happened to his parents?

HELELOS: ANYWAYS, as I was watching a nice HOUSE-FIRE cook, out of the shadows slithered a sly salesman of sorts. He was impressed with my work and insisted I would become a professional ICON OF SIN if I signed HIS PACT. Little did I know this was just the beginning...OF THE END!